gaywitchesforabortions:

gaywitchesforabortions:

Ruben and Sparta aren’t actually related but they love each other to bits

reblogging myself cos this is still the cutest thing ever

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nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

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vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

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Tags: CUTE BOTH CUTE

flatluigi:

adriofthedead:

kingcheddarxvii:

Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous

Sexism Is Over

wow

Tags: jesus

honey bourbon + ginger beer fucking owns

Tags: alchohol tw

traversefamilypicnic:

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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eags

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weeaboo-chan:

i love harpy eagles because they’re huge and from some angles they look very intimidating and regal

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but then when you look at them from the front

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beesmygod:

ophelia was murdered

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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate the john green thing? Just curious.

whitegirlsaintshit:

because fuck john green

  • he’s creepy as fuck. he does this weird thing where he fetishizes nerdy girls and shit. and it’s very fucking creepy to characterize young women when you’re, like, 40. and misogynistic. all the girls in the books are supposed to be these cutesy ass bookworm bitches that are lowkey sexy and probably wanna do shit like ride dick to a white-washed blues song. i’m not with it. and there’s nothing wrong with that, but when you look down on other women, or female-identifying people, you’re a piece of shit.
  • all of his characters are pretentious as fuck. what fucking teenager with cancer takes a cigarette out and walks around with it in between his lips without smoking it? like, if you’re going to go through this whole spiel about metaphors and shit, you can cancel that, because you literally just paid for… nevermind. nawl. fuck it.
  • all his books seem like a damn (500) days of summer, perks of being a wallflower, twilight ass mashup. anyone can predict what the fuck is going to happen by looking at the damn cover. some whiny ass white boy living in a boring world finds a white girl with the Emma Watson haircut reading a book or some shit and she has something unique about her (i don’t know, something that’s wild ableist and insensitive to write in a book, say, cancer), and he falls in love with her, instantly puttin her on a pedestal. they listen to the smiths and scoff at people who play Migos, call themselves misanthropes, run through the city and eat deli sandwiches in the park, then kiss in an alleyway. somewhere in the book, green will trash the girl (maybe she moves, or she dies, or something), and then the boy moves on with wispy eyes and a hard stare with a cigarette tucked behind his ear that he never lights.
  • he’s one of those pseudo-intellectual assholes that thinks that people with a certain kind of smarts are better than those who aren’t seen as conventionally smart (conventionally smart meaning the “white” kind of smart: perfectly enunciated words, coiled up, reading a book while pushing a pair of glasses up their nose, and containing a lot of angst about the world around them because everyone is “devolving into an idiot”)
  • plus, he’s just a ugly nerdass and i don’t care for him or any of his damn work to be on my dashboard. go read something better. fuck that christmas lights in your bedroom ass nigga.
"Hey babe. You’re into bad boys, huh? Well I’ve got news for you, girl: all boys are bad, and I’m bad at being a boy, so we should totally make out and forget our birth names."

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